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The Amazing Alcoholic (Single)

by Verbal Sludge

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Track 2 from our upcoming EP, Rankled Feathers.
Look out for the full project, available September 11, 2015.

lyrics

When I walk into the bar, they're like "Get the fuck out"
So I tend to stay at home and get wasted on the couch
But no no no, son, not today
Tonight I'm going to the bar anyway
I'll straight make a grab for all the liquor and run
And throw some darts on the way out just for fun
Hit a couple dudes 'cause my vision is blurred
Try to apologize, but my slurs is be words

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I'm blacked out passed out on your rug
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I really hope I don't get mugged
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
Actually it's an alley
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
Yeah, this is how I'll always be

Kicked the fuck out, now I'm stumbling home
Got pissed on my leg by a predator drone
Oh wait, shit, dude, I think it's a dog
Any sane person would have laid off the grog
By now, but I'm still just doin' my thang
Then I blacked out, became a part of a gang
By the time I came to, though, it was still just me
Everyone else had been shot in the knees?

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I'm blacked out passed out on your rug
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I really hope I don't get mugged
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
Actually it's an alley
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
Yeah, this is how I'll always be

Walkin' down an alley now and clearin' my mind
I hear some footsteps comin' up from behind
This dude stole a purse, and he's getting away
This could be my moment, yo, I needed some change
Turned around to stop him, I was doin' my best
I stumbled right in front him and puked on his chest
He tried a spin move, but he fell on some bricks
Now I'm a local hero, yeah, I get all the chicks

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I really think I've changed my ways
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
My life consists of better days
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
I think it's time to get a dog
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug
Golden retriever can't go wrong

credits

released August 28, 2015
Vladimire Bush/Dravin Sparks - Guitars
Jonathan Bush - Drums
Vladimire Bush/Eddie Barnes - Vocals
Nate Neff - Vocals (choruses)

produced By Justin Seymour

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Verbal Sludge Indianapolis, Indiana

An Indianapolis-based band that finds humor in the misfortune of others, and ourselves.

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